What? You've never heard of Mr. Dr. Prof. Pooj P. Pooj? Here's the 411. Pooj is a man-lemon. Half man, half lemon. Not only is he part lemon, he loves them! He studied lemons in medical school, he eats them everyday, and as a child actor, he played a lemon in a bowl of fruit. Ever since Johnny Lemonseed planted the first lemon tree, men and women have been marrying lemons. It all comes back to Poojina, Pooj's great great great great great grandmother. She picked a lemon and married it. They had 600 man lemon children. All 600 married within the family (which was common back then) and had more man lemon children. All over there are man and women-lemons living among us. Have you ever met one?